Are You Cool as a Cucumber or Does Your Onion Vibe Make People Wanna Cry? Take Our Produce Quiz and Find Out!
1. What’s your ideal Saturday morning?
A. At the farmers market, iced coffee in hand.
B. Sleeping in. Brunch later—don’t rush me.
C. Tending the garden or going on a nature walk.
D. Organizing the spice drawer while listening to a podcast.
E. Whipping up pancakes for my people like a breakfast boss.
2. Pick a snack:
A. A smoothie loaded with greens and fruit
B. Fancy cheese and crackers
C. Veggies and hummus
D. Dark chocolate and a mystery novel
E. Something I baked and shared with friends
3. What’s your go-to vibe in a group?
A. Friendly and fresh—people love me
B. I’m the chill one keeping it together
C. The quiet observer who notices everything
D. I bring the zing. Sarcastic, spicy, unforgettable
E. Warm, dependable, maybe a little quirky
4. Choose a motto:
A. “Stay juicy.”
B. “Cool, calm, collected.”
C. “Rooted and real.”
D. “Mess with me and you’ll cry like an onion.”
E. “Wholesome never goes out of style.”
5. What’s your role at a potluck?
A. The colorful fruit salad that disappears first
B. A homemade dip with a dramatic garnish
C. The humble veggie tray—but somehow the best thing there
D. A spicy slaw that steals the spotlight
E. The tried-and-true casserole everyone asks for again
Your Results:
Mostly A’s: You’re a Strawberry
Sweet, social, and a total crowd-pleaser. People gravitate toward your good vibes. Just like our strawberries from Martin’s Farmstand—you don’t last long on the shelf.
Mostly B’s: You’re a Cucumber
Chill under pressure, effortlessly cool, and unbothered in the best way. A cucumber never tries too hard—and neither do you.
Mostly C’s: You’re a Carrot
Quiet strength. Grounded. Not flashy, but totally essential. You bring balance to every situation—and probably pack your lunch, too.
Mostly D’s: You’re Horseradish
Bold. Sharp. Unapologetic. Some can’t handle your energy, but that’s not your problem. You’re not here to be bland. (Bonus: you’re also great in mashed potatoes.)
Mostly E’s: You’re Spinach
Nutritious, adaptable, and always down to nourish people. You’ve got strong roots and plenty of leafy wisdom. You show up in everything from smoothies to quiches, and somehow always make things better.
Found out you’re secretly spinach? Horseradish in disguise? Come meet your veggie twin at Nature’s—we’ve got the real deal, grown fresh and local.
See you in the produce section,
MB 🙂
